26 Things to do in an ELEVATOR!

1) When there's only one other person in the elevator,
tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't
you.

2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock.
Smile, and go back for more.

3) Ask if you can push the button for other people,
but push the wrong ones.

4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and
ask if they know what floor your on.

5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a
friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say,
"Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it
up, then scream, "That's mine!"

7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the
elevator.

8) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever
anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

9) La y down the twister mat and ask people if they would
like to play.

10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets
on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review
emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"

13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them
occasionally.

14) When the doors close, announce to the others,
"It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

15) Swat at flies that don't exist.

16) walk around the elevator and ever once in a wile, poke a wall, and
say got ya

17) Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.

18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and
muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while
peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

20) Stand silently and motionless in the
corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then
announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away
slowly.

22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to
the other passengers.

23) Listen to the elevator walls with your
stethoscope.

24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a
button.

25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while,
then announce, "I have new socks on".

26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and
announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal
space!"

-S